Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I bought a really nice bag of trail mix.
After my kids got a hold of it,
I now have a really nice bag of raisins.
Fun Fact: A paper airplane can be in flight and remain stationery.
I've been trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but it's not easy. Good players are hard to find.
What did Yoda say
when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI
Without me it is just aweso
Dear karma,
I have a list of people you missed.
Sometimes I get excited
about canceled plans.
I'd be much healthier if I didn't have taste buds.
Eat glitter for breakfast and shine all day!