Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
This meeting could have been a nap.
I need a raise just for showing up.
I am currently pretending to work.
No pen or paper, but I still draw attention.
I am the diamond you cannot afford.
I like my coffee like my soul: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you will find a brain back there.
My heels are higher than your standards.
If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.