Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Diet tip: Your pants won't get tight if you don't wear any.
It is so hot outside that my sweat has sweat.
Tropical state of mind, but on a backyard budget.
If there is no pool, I am not showing up.
I have resting beach face.
High tides and good vibes, until I get sand in my eyes.
Currently enjoying a strict routine of doing absolutely nothing.
My favorite summer activity is going back inside where the AC is.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.