Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident. They put me in the ICU.
Where did the IT guy go? He probably ransomeware.
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
With great reflexes comes great response ability.
Sometimes, when I am matching socks, I think, "What if these two socks don't even like each other?"
When I lose the TV controller, it's always in some remote location.
Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
Welcome to our "ool", notice there is no "P" in it, let's keep it that way.