Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I can't decide what pants to put on today, smarty or fancy.
Checking the fridge for the 10th time to see if anything new appeared.
That panic when you're on a video call and someone asks you to share your screen.
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
My math teacher called me average. How mean.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.