Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I have feefiphobia. A chronic fear of giants.
When to see a flea circus today but all the fleas disappeared. It has everyone scratching their heads
I can’t find my mouse pointer. Mind you, I've only conducted a cursory search.
I walked into a geology class today. It rocked.
I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician. And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
Yesterday I tried to catch fog in a jar. I mist.
The cashiers in this town keep checking me out.
Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you.
I think think there's something wrong with my cactus I'm growing but I can't put my finger on it.
People can't drive you crazy if you don't give them the keys.