Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Did I 'kill a plant" or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment?
It's September. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.
Don’t trust people who avoid the sun. They're shady.
Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to social media?
I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta Sea.
I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.
Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you react to it.
My New Years resolution this year was to lose 10 pounds. I am happy with my progress. Only 12 more pounds to go!
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese or wine.
Why aren't roadies called band aides?