Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Never trust trees, they are shady.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Do you know why we don't eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Our butcher sells sausages online; but the links are broken.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers today, but I couldn't find any.
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right loudly.
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries.'
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying.