Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
I've decided to sell my vacuum, it was just collecting dust.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate.
Never hint to a printer you are in a rush. Those bastards can smell fear.
Dear Microsoft word. I am pretty sure I spelt my name correctly.
I don't procrastinate. I delegate tasks to my future self.