Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Do I play any dangerous sports you ask? I sometimes disagree with my wife.
You know you are in the coolest biology class ever if your homework eats your dog
The cashiers around here keep checking me out.
I tried to take a high resolution picture of a wheat field but it came out grainy.
I named my dogs Rolex and Timex. They are my watch dogs.
Never trust trees, they are shady.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Do you know why we don't eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Our butcher sells sausages online; but the links are broken.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers today, but I couldn't find any.